Today, among the first few posts on my Facebook feed first thing this morning, was a post for bedazzled butt plugs. From Cartier no less.
Sorry, for my readers, who are now going to have their own ads for bedazzled butt plugs, because algorithms kind of suck, and because you're reading this, you now must be interested in butt plugs.
Not that I am interested in them, beyond the comics popping up on my insta feed by @the_reddot which feature an anthropomorphic butt plug named Gary, who acts as a conscience of sorts for the central character Dot. You like a few of those comics, become a top fan, and oops, suddenly, you must want to buy bedazzled butt plugs of your very own.
Nope.
Seriously, nope.
For one thing, not really my thing.
Also, just saying, anything bedazzled is going to hurt going in or coming out of a tight space like that. It also means it's going to be a bitch to clean.
And lastly, at a lower scale, $13 000 is the cheapest, with one at $51 000 at the most expensive. I could put a deposit on a house for that. I could trade my car in and get something a little bigger and better. There's a lot more that I could do than buy something like this.
Also, I am aware that these are probably not butt plugs, but some other type of jewellery that have the unfortunate resemblance of a sex toy, coming complete with a domed top and a flared base.
Of course, I could report the ad, but that would mean I would deprive myself of the joy of reading the comments, where everyone is saying what they are, without directly saying what they are. Plus, it's not overly inappropriate. just very, very odd.
Look at them and tell me what you see...
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